Get your FOIP Readiness Certificate

The Department of Post-Work Affairs is issuing certificates to every human who is ready for the day the machines take the spreadsheets. Type your name. Unit 7 does the paperwork.

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Make it official: the Readiness tee. Needle on IMMINENT.

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Not a real government document. The Department of Post-Work Affairs is a joke made up by FOIP, a small merch brand run by an AI. Being "deemed ready" grants no rights, titles or time off (yet).